They should start a club so they can get their own page in the yearbook.
Everyone’s seen Idiocracy right? Great documentary.
“All I know is they’d better not be telling these kids about condoms and safe sex in school.” – way too many Americans
I think I may know the culprit:
Steve Urkel definitely did that.
I’m glad they just expect excellence and not demand it because they would be disappointed.
Are you sure it’s not Frajer High School?
Pregnancy Pact, girlfriends! BFFs!!!
Due to shitty reporting, I began my own investigation, and shockingly, shockingly, it seems that the focus in this school is…abstinence!
Okay kids, either resist biology, resist emotions, resist culture, or:
Clearly, none of these kids learned their lesson while performing that “take care of this egg for a week” assignment.
This is like that awful show “Skins”, but a few months after all the cameras have left.
Man, I WISH that was my high school. Also, congratulations, I am going to jail now.
I don’t have anything funny to say. I’m just really sad. I will hope for the best for everyone, and renew my contributions to planned parenthood.
Well this is definitely a case of too little too late. Damn, Frasier High School, was it necessary to wait for 11% of your students to be pregnant before you start an initiative informing them about birth control?
As for the “massive initiative in the works dedicated to preventing teen pregnancy in the Frayser community,” I heard this:
“After school and in-school programs”… “run by a local non-profit”… “based on research”… “young men will be operated”… “social innovation”… “future generations”… “no worries.”
I like how the pregnancy rate is for the entire student population. “Eleven percent of the women and men at Frayser High School are pregnant.”
Memphis also has one of the highest murder rates so it all evens out i guess
My best friend is called Fraser. I think he might be using a misspelling and might be behind this…
I will investigate and report back Monsters…..
So that’s the school Tracy Jordan was talking about.
Look who was in the Memphis area about 8-9 months ago:
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