Q: Is the flame glove system fully operational?
(Thanks for the tip, aftershock.)
Do not give these to the meth addict fighting invisible snakes.
What a flamer!
A flaming weapon for a post-DADT world.
How’s he gonna masturbate now?
Didn’t Tony Stark perfect it in 2008?
He doesn’t look like Dhalsim…
Now to find a gal wearing marshmallow pants.
Why is this guy not our King yet?
And with his homemade flame gloves, he won the high school dance contest and got the girl.
When I was in elementary school, I was in Indian Guides. I remember on one camp out, some kid said his gloves were fireproof. This video reminds me of that story.
Wow! Great comments, you guys! Seriously top-notch material. I mean it–you’re all on fire today!
….ok, I’m leaving.
Sadly, Matthew Lesko’s time as Flame Glove spokesperson was short lived…
so, what am I supposed to do with this boner during the work day?
I, for one, nerdcome our internerditary overnerds.
I know how to beat this. Gabe has already shown us the answer:
So he taped two Bunsen burners to his palms, what’s the big deal?
‘I would dance with you, Maria, but my hands are on fire.’
Somewhere deep in my mind, an 8 year old version of myself is screaming “I WANT THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING.”
I want to see these two guys fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQBj-RB6qK0
John Jacobson needs to step up.
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