New Year’s Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style
“I’m not saying that everyone has to make New Year’s Resolutions, I’m just saying Guy Fieri does” is something that I wrote on Twitter on New Year’s Eve day, because I believe it to be true. Everyone could use some guided and purposeful self-improvement, but some of us could really use it. But so it is fitting that this morning I was sent a link to this supercut of Guy Fieri eating like a fucking pig. Get it together, my man. 2011, dude.
Yuck. My New Year’s Resolution is to kill myself if I ever resemble Guy Fieri in any way whatsoever*. I think it’s going to stick! (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)