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Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never 3D Trailer, You Guys

By Gabe Delahaye / October 26, 2010 - 11:45 am

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Can we talk about this?!

Justin Bieber is a very talented little boy, I’m sure, but that does not change the fact that he is A LITTLE BOY. I guess what I’m trying to say is that, as a little boy, he is entitled to an incredibly successful music career, and a perpetual place on the Twitter Trending List, and even his own 3D biopic. Enjoy these riches, princess! (I bet he has a race car bed made out of a REAL race car!) But can we cool it with the hard-working, long-suffering, struggling artist mythology puh-lease?! Dude is NINE! Who are these so-called people who said he would never succeed? SHOW ME ONE JUST ONE! And also, wasn’t the time period where he was not succeeding, like, ages 0-5? Why would you say that to a toddler? “Forget it, little baby, it’ll nevah happen. Your diaper is too full of poop!” Give me a break. Oh, and SHAME on that adult who said “he’s doing it on his own.” Because, uh, no he is not? In what sense is he doing it on his own? Pint-Sized has a international tour with pyrotechnics. He’s boyfriend and boyfriend with Usher. WE ARE WATCHING A 3D MOVIE TRAILER ABOUT HIM. At which point is he doing this on his own? Adults say the darndest things.

I do like the part where he’s on a Segway Scooter though. Cool Segway, little dude!