Uh, basically everything about this is amazing. YOU’RE WELCOME AFRICA AND ALSO MALARIA.
FIST PUMP for new Bobby Bottleservice video and malariaaaa!
He has a point, I don’t think anyone with malaria has ever eaten at an Olive Garden
Red lobster on the other hand
“I kinda kissed a guy but it was like a joke so it’s like fuck it it’s not gay, right it’s just like fuck gay guys right I did but I don’t but I will but I won’t because I didn’t and I don’t want to but I do but I can’t because of my family and my culture so that’s not an issue anymore.” <– Andrew Shirvell's inner monologue, on repeat, all day every day
Malaria Mad cuz Bottleservice Just KILT IT
This is a good cause, but “Malarianomore” sounds like a secret Girl Scout Cookie that only the Eagless Scouts have access to.
Bobby Bottleservice saves the world. One fist pump at a time.
Also DJ Goat is spinning at my next party.
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