If Austrian cottage cheese could speak while wearing a jet black fright wig, it would be Tommy Wiseau.
Christopher Walken has actually gotten WEIRDER somehow.
Yeah, I think Tommy’s caught on to us…
He looks pretty good these days
MY PERFECT LITTLE POSTMODERN COMEDY GENIUS IS RUINED BY SELF-AWARENESS.
BRING ME A FRESH JOKE-PERSON WHOSE LIFE CAN PROVIDE ME WITH LITERALLY HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT UNTIL HE, TOO, ULTIMATELY/TRAGICALLY REALIZES HIS TRUE VALUE™, IS EXPLOITED FOR A FEW YEARS, AND IS ULTIMATELY DISCARDED BY THE BLAH BLAH MEDIA MACHINE BLAH BLAH CAPITALISM.
to borrow his favorite word, Thomas is a shit actor in a shit movie.
He told me I was beautiful and that he would like to take me home.
Hey there’s Alex, try not to mention the fact that his movie stinks.
This reminds me of the time I rented the place downstairs from Jack Woltz.
I just want to say that I met Tommy at a showing of The Room and he was…well…Tommy.
When we took a picture together he moved me and my friend around back and forth going “choreography! Choreography!”
“Thanks to Facetaco for the suggestion.”
-NOBODY, I guess
So Quack Quack Quack is our generations Cheep Cheep Cheep?
I wish when I bought my house I only had to sign my name once. I did sign my name 300 times in blood though.
I like Tommy’s chain wallet.
Is that Joey Greco?
I used to work in a shit office, so Tommy Wiseau, YOU ARE WRONG.
I’m not gonna watch this until midnight since I think that’s the only time you can watch his movies
I know Blood Street, it’s in Amsterdam, in the Red Light District:
If you look it up on Google Maps, there’s an actual prostitute in the window of number 3. Not safe for work, I guess (unless you work in Blood Street).
Let’s be honest. TIm and Eric made this, right?
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