HAP-PEE 42ND BIRTHDAY, HUGH JACKMAN!
I made you a card for you on your 42nd birthday, Hugh Jackman. And I don't want to spoil the surprise, but expect a package from the Dry Pants Store sometime this week. (Hint: it's pants with NO pee in them! AS A PRESENT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! That's the surprise!*) *LEGAL NOTICE: In the event that Hugh Jackman is reading ...
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