The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet

Gabe Delahaye | July 29, 2010 - 10:15 am

Oh brother. His face barely even looks dry from the last time. Well, here we go again, I guess. Internet, START. YOUR. PHOTOSHOPS. The helmet is a nice touch, though. If nothing else, it will allow the Internet to place Sad Keanu in increasingly dangerous situations without any danger of Sad Keanu injuring himself or his meme. Also, far be it from me to judge, but apparently not too far: what is going on with his outfit? Blazer over t-shirt, fine, whatever. Blazer over t-shirt with baggy mom jeans, OK. Keanu Reeves is a 52-year-old man, he has earned the right to be comfortable. But blazer over t-shirt with baggy mom jeans and brand new cross-trainers? Did he just get divorced or something? If he is a newly divorced dad out looking for studio apartments in the Loneliness Estates and Single Towers complexes out by the airport, then ignore my line of questioning. But if he is a very successful movie star with millions of dollars who knows that he is being followed by people with cameras hoping to catch him on an off-day to continue feeding the vagina-dentata of our celebrity culture, then, you know, whoops.

Anyway: click through to enlarge, and then get to work. This meme isn’t going to wear itself out. (Via TheHighDefinite.)