Battleship: The Movie Pre-Emptively Wins Three Acting Oscars

By Gabe Delahaye / July 27, 2010

Now that Rihanna has joined Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard in the cast of Battleship: The Movie, Cate Blanchett and Meryl Streep are meeting in some graveyard somewhere to bury themselves because goodnight, I’m sure.