Dale Peterson Is Back, And He Still Needs To Relax!
After losing the Alabama primary for Agriculture Commissioner, Dale Peterson has returned with another campaign ad throwing his terrifying support behind another (presumably less nightmarish) candidate:
It is just like Andy Chekov said, if you put a gun on your shoulder in the first campaign ad, the gun has to go off in the second campaign ad. DRAMA! Dale Peterson may have lost his campaign for Alabama Agriculture Commissioner, but he has definitely won his campaign for Coconut of the Year. Vote YES on Proposition Dale Peterson Getting Some Medicine. (Via TheAwl.)