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Hollywood Celebrities Finally Break Their Legendary Silence Regarding The Oil Spill AT THE FUCKING KILLERS PREMIERE

By Gabe Delahaye / June 4, 2010 - 10:20 am

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Oh Jesus Christ! WHAT IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?!

I’m not saying that Tom Selleck’s and Macy Gray’s opinions about the current ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico aren’t DESPERATELY IMPORTANT. I recognize that we live in a world in which, for whatever reason, people actually are genuinely interested in hearing what celebrities think about global events AND HOW TO STAY THIN. I’m just saying, maybe when celebrities offer up their take on international crises, they shouldn’t do it on a red carpet, which is itself a symbol of the same excess and greed and disproportionate allocation of wealth and global resources that led to this situation in the first place. But if celebrities are going to offer up their take on international crises on a red carpet, can it at least not be THE KILLERS RED CARPET?! That stupid fucking piece of shit movie isn’t even an appropriate platform for discussing KATHERINE HEIGL’S FARTS, much less a catastrophe of global proportions. And even though this probably goes without saying: shut up, Ashton Kutcher. (Via ONTD.)