The Porno Switcheroo Archives: School Photos DVD

By Gabe Delahaye / May 28, 2010

The past few entries in the Porno Switcheroo Archives have been rather tame. Mostly off-color DVR descriptions, and a South Carolinian madman who is confused about the quality of his art. But today we have a classic Porno Switcheroo where actual porno is placed directly into the soft, warm, innocent hands of a child. From UPI:

HOMOSASSA, Fla., May 27 (UPI) — A Florida mother said she was shocked when her 8-year-old daughter was mistakenly given a pornographic DVD by a teacher instead of a DVD full of school photos.

Dana Hill said her daughter, a student at Rock Crusher Elementary School in Homosassa, brought the DVD home after the discs of pictures from the school year were distributed to the class and sat down with her 12-year-old brother to view its contents, Bay News 9, a St. Petersburg, Fla., based cable news channel, reported Thursday.

However, Hill said the children quickly noticed something was wrong when a pornographic film started playing.

Don’t you mean that the children quickly noticed something was RIGHT? Free porno! Instead of boring old school photos! Just kidding. I know that children should never even hear the word “sex,” let alone be taught any suggestion of what it means. If that were to happen, they might develop healthy attitudes towards it, and decide that it was a natural function of human biology, and then one day they might even try it themselves. Yikes! Personally, I’m just glad to see that Porno Switcheroos are keeping up with modern technology. Why, just imagine, a few years ago there was no such thing as DVDs of school photos to be accidentally replaced with a pornographic DVD. Porno Switcheroos happened on VCRs, and woodprints, and tapestry. Sign ☮ the times. This guy knows. FILE UNDER: Modern Classic. (Thanks for the tip, Tyler and mklkm.)