There are times in life when you stop and wonder at how you got here, marveling at the divergent paths and choices made along the way. Had you not missed the train, you might now be living in England, with brown hair, dating John Hannah. Instead, you have somehow become the Internet’s foremost watchdog for pop-cultural parodies of Juggalo culture. Such is life. You can spend the rest of your days wondering how you got here and wishing that maybe things had turned out differently, but it won’t make a lick of difference, and you better not let it get in the way of doing your duty and letting people know when a new Juggalo parody happens. The point is: on last night’s episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake threw a piece of cement off of an overpass, killing Paul F. Tompkins. Then he was haunted and taunted (HAUNTED AND TAUNTED!) by a Paul F. Tompkins angel, who forced him to become nicer, and do good deeds, to make up for his wayward past. In order to end his suffering and escape the wrath of the Paul F. Tompkins angel, Shake became a Juggalo. OBVIOUSLY:
Rest your case, Shaggy 2 Dope!