If this thing really happens, I am thinking Justin Bieber, Zack and Cody, the CGI baby from Ally McBeal (who is 13 now), and Jason Biggs as Bieber’s dad.
Hello, Jonathan Lipnicki clone, duh.
Not-so-secret-jerk Michael Cera, Topher Grace, Corey Feldman, and R-Pattz. Michael Lohan is the father.
Isn’t there an “American Pie Presents” direct-to-video shitbag released twice a month? How does that work?
Also this makes me feel three hundred years-old.
Fuck, not to get overly aggro about this, but come on! That movie came out when I was a freshman in college for god’s sake… 14 years ago! Movies I can remember being able to drive myself to the theater to see should not be being re-booten or whatever the fuck hipster term we want to make up.
McRib as the Pie.
i predict this reboot will make more than just toddlers cry
They should totally get that delightful Eugene Levy guy. Why doesn’t he get cast more?
Requite man child: Michael Cera
Jock Friend: Puck From Glee
Foreign Love Interest: Robert Pattinson
Dorky Unlikely Actual Love Interest: Robert Pattinson Body Pillow
Choir/Jock Boy friend: Zac Effron
Funny Looking Choir Girl: Miley Cyrus
Awkward Father Figure: Eugene Levy (of course)
Can we preemptively reboot Cop Out?
We’re gonna need a bigger MILF.
Do today’s young actors even have the chops to pull of the emotion of fucking a pie?
Thank God for an American Pie reboot. The whole backstory of all the characters has just gotten way too confusing.
Topher Grace in all the roles duh
The Jonas brothers. They’ll need to be involved.
I hope they go the Dark Knight route and try to make it all adult and intense.
It should be a Na’vi version. And they could fuck blueberry pie! Huh? Huh?
Shouldn’t they remake Porky’s first?
Oh, wait a minute…
Why would they reboot this? It came out, like, a minute ago. Also, why are they rebooting Parenthood? It came out, like, a thousand years ago. (Will nothing make me happy? What is the exact right age something needs to be to get rebooted, if I’m so smart?)
Mini Daddy, el nino mas bonito, surely has some part to play in this exciting “re-imagining.”
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