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Videogum’s Teen Korner: OMG STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE IN YOUR PANTS

Gabe Delahaye | February 8, 2010 - 3:59 pm

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYZ, I HOPE THAT YOU ARE SITTING DOWN AND THAT YOUR POGS ARE SECURED AWAY IN THEIR CARRYING CASE, BECAUSE IF THEY AREN’T, YOU ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT SO HARD THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THOSE POGS IF THEY WERE JUST LYING AROUND. OBVIOUSLY, WE ALL KNOW THAT THE NEWEST TWILIGHT MOVIE, ECLIPSE, IS BEING RELEASED ON JUNE 3OTH AND EVERY NIGHT WE SAY A PRAYER TO GOD THAT WE REMAIN ALIVE UNTIL THAT DAY JUST LONG ENOUGH TO SEE IT. AFTERWARDS HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO US, AND TAKE US TO HEAVEN, BECAUSE IF WE NEVER GET TO BE WITH ROBERT PATTINSON OR KRISTEN STEWART THAN WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF LIVING IT IS SO UNFAIR, AND I AM REALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO TURN ME INTO AN IMMORTAL ROMANTIC VAMPIRE, BUT I GUESS THE POINT OF LIVING IS THAT WE NEED TO SEE THAT MOVIE BECAUSE OUR HEADS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF WE ARE SO EXCITED!

I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BELIEVE THIS IF I TELL YOU, BUT IT’S TRUE AND I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAY: AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE GOT THE FIRST TWO STILL PHOTOS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE, UM, YEAH, I KNOW.


OH MY GOD THEY ARE LYING AROUND ON A FIELD OF GRASS! I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE A FIELD OF GRASS SO BAD! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE OF ALL TIME. MOM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM! I HATE YOU! CAN’T YOU READ THE SIGN THAT SAYS ‘NO PARENTS’? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS JUST A JOKE BECAUSE IT WAS NOT JUST A JOKE.

Actually, since I’ve got you all of you young people here, I’d love to just take a second and rap at you guys about safe sex.

Always wear a condom. Even if your partner is a fictional undead metaphor for sexual anxiety.

AND NOW BACK TO FREAKING OUT SO MUCH THAT I SERIOUSLY THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, SO I’LL JUST MEET YOU THERE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL GOING FOR FREAK-OUT RELATED EMERGENCIES?! (Stills via ONTD.)