By Gabe Delahaye / February 8, 2010

Rich FourFour has done it again. This is why I hate mirrors!

I’m not joking about the hating mirrors thing, by the way. Like, I know that I am an adult and Dove Soap’s target customer, who hates women as much as he loves cars, but, like, OK, um, REAL TALK, at night, if I have to go to the bathroom, I will open the medicine cabinet so that the mirror faces away from me before turning the light on so that I eliminate even the possibility of seeing a monster standing behind me in the reflection. Because, sure, duh, I know that monsters aren’t real and that murders actually find that sneaking around and surprising people is inefficient and slows down the enjoyable murdering process, but just in case there is ONE monster, or ONE prank-loving murderer, I just don’t need that in my life right now.

Also this is pretty great.