A Rare Look At The Super Neat* Gifting Suites At Sundance!
One of the coolest things** about the Sundance Film Festival is the
celebrities! gifting suites! Excuse me, gifting chalets! MY APOLOGIES. The gifting chalets, of course, are where different companies give famous people free stuff that normal ugly poor people like you or I would have to buy in a store, where probably everyone is sweating and diseased and has never even been in a Pringles commercial when they were just starting out in the business. The point of giving celebrities free stuff is so that the celebrities will then be photographed wearing and/or using their products, and then children and/or idiots will be like “uh, clearly I need that.” It’s just a really neat system*** because if there is one thing that celebrities lack, it is spending money. Everyone wins! Normally, human beings don’t get to see behind the wizard’s curtain of the gifting chalet. But today, we bring you a supercool gallery full of just some of the neatest pictures you’ve ever seen of some incredibly fun companies who have set up shop in Park City, UT and the sarcasm in this run-on sentence might actually kill me. It is that powerful. Anyway: FEAST YOUR EYES, MORTALS!
*Not super neat.
**Not one of the coolest things.
***Not a really neat system.