This is the first image from the upcoming Marmaduke movie, and it definitely answers one burning question: Is the Maramduke movie going to be as bad as one would assume a Marmaduke movie would be? YESSIR. I like the late night production staff meeting to pick the perfect “first image” to put out into the world. “It has to really show what the movie is about, and I think we nailed it.” What a piece of crap! And if a picture is worth a thousand words, here are some of the words that this picture is worth, from USA Today:
“We’ve approached the movie like a John Hughes movie with dogs,” [director Tom] Dey says. “The dog park is like high school for dogs. To make this kind of movie, you really have to understand that it is the dog’s world and we just live in it.”
Almost everything in that paragraph is wrong. This movie is not going to be like a John Hughes movie, there is NO SUCH THING as “high school for dogs,” and I do not have to understand that it is the dog’s world and we just live in it, because it’s not, it’s the human’s world, and this movie looks awful.
All of that being
excerpted from this month’s issue of Duh Aficionado magazine said, there is one great thing about this image, and that is all of the empty space above that stupid dog’s head that can be filled with jokes about this movie. I’ve included two templates after the jump that you can choose from, and then post your hilarious inventions in the comments.
Here is my entry: