You Can Make It Up: Hanukkah On The Jersey Shore
All of the guidos and guidettes gathered around the menorah. Well, no. All of the guidos and guidettes were upstairs in the bathroom, blowing out their hair, or tanning in the tanning beds that they owned. They weren't just going to fuckin', like, gather around some fuckin' candleabraah until they looked good, son! Jwoww picked out the perfect Hanukkah g-string ...
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