Do you have your boots on? How about your raincoat? You’re going to need it for the fountains of blood and the rivers of a dark, oil like liquid. We’re not sure what that one is. Look out for the gnashing teeth! Haha, just kidding, you can’t look out for them. They’re everywhere!
How do you get to the nightmare factory? Why, you use your imagination, silly! You have an imagination, right? Of course you do! Now, take something from your past, something that you used to love very, very much, and that made you feel as warm and safe as your mother’s embrace. Do you see it? There it is. Now, give it a nice smile. There you go! And now, put fucking KNIVES on that thing’s HANDS.
Or, if you don’t have an imagination, then you use Photoshop. (Via TheDailyWhat.)