Where the fuck is the 100 greatest The Wire quotes at, String? Huh? Huh? Look at me! Where the fuck is the 100 greatest The Wire quotes?! Oh. Here they are. Nevermind, String!
“You’ve tried to visit a page that does not exist, dawg.”
“I’m listening in on a drug dealer’s phonecall on the wire.”
Oh noes! 404 Oops!
Anyway, “I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right?” had better be on there.
Also “Murder ain’t no thing, but this some assassination shit.”
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oh yeah? whatevs.
that link is deader than stringer bell.
“Does the chair recognize we gonna look like a bunch of punk ass bitches?”
Just made my day 100 times better.
“You’re gonna need a bigger wire.”
“There’s no crying in the wire.”
From the Slim Charles pops Cheese scene, I would have went with “This sentimental mother fucker just cost us cash money.”
“We on him, String.” “Yeah, like a 40 degree day!”
Seriously – the best line.
i’m pretty sure the sound snoop makes at 06:19 is the same sound yoshi makes when he gets hit by a red shell in mario kart.
The Sergei quote they had was great (easily one of my favorites), but I’m not sure why they didn’t include “Why always Boris?” Season 2 was painfully underrepresented in that compilation. No Ziggy, Horseface, or Vondas? Come on.
Where the fuck is Namond, String?? As in, there were no Namond quotes in that whole thing! Prop Joe coulda used a little more time as well.
—Not including “Nice dolphin, nigga” is? a most grievous oversight.—
that is probably my favorite youtube comment of all time now.
I get that it is against the law to say anything bad about The Wire, because it is a VERY GOOD SHOW and it is very GRITTY and REALISTIC and so anyone that doesn’t like it is a SPECIAL NEEDS ASSHOLE, but, guys, The Wire is so boring. Just, mind-bogglingly dull. I respect that it is the greatest show that I will never watch again and accept the inevitable down votes.
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