You probably already read about this over the weekend, but the authorities are pressing charges against Falcon Heene’s parents! They planned the hoax two weeks in advance! The perfect crime!
“And Mr. Heene is really… (rips mask off)… OLD MAN WITHERS!!?!”
I can’t wait to hear what they’re going to say about this on The View. (Seriously, someone find me a job please.)
The Larimer County police should all be fired for taking three whole days to reach such an obvious conclusion.
“Mr. Heene, who fashioned himself a scientist and television star”
I would love to have the confidence just to make stuff up about myself and have the career of my dreams.
“David Crewe, who fashioned himself a police robot and international piggyback champion”
Dreams can come true, Gabrielle. They really can.
“According to former colleagues, the parents met while enrolled at an acting school in Los Angeles.”
On his MySpace page, under the heading ?Who I?d like to meet,? Mr. Heene said he wanted to interview ?real aliens from outer space.?
Well Daddy Heene, thats adorable.
I just want to reiterate that Oct. 15 (ma birfday), was a really bad day to take the day off [from the internet] and do real life things [I don’t know what those are either] because that was ONE HELL of a day to miss the news cycle. I came back, read Videogum and was just all “HUUUUH? WUUUUUUUT?” for about a day. Oh, Colorado. I miss you.
“balloon boy” is going to be halloween 2009’s “pregnant bristol palin.” lazy ironic people YOU’RE WELCOME.
“In 2001 he produced an instructional video about turning cardboard boxes into forts for children.” It’s a shame this video hadn’t been made twenty years ago. Things could have been so different.
You know what’s not hilarious? Falcon Heene’s brothers will probably blame him for their parents’ incarceration, and he’ll eventually blame himself for this whole mess. :(
THANK GOD FOR BUBBLE BOY!!! HE’S WIPED OUT THE GOSSELIN’S FOR A COUPLE DAYS. But Jon is probably scheming…..it’s been a few days without headlines.
Don’t you mean take credit ?
Did anyone notice Gabe called him “Bubble Boy”? It’s Balloon Boy, a-duh!!!!
I still think this is an elaborate viral promotion for Where The Wild Things Are. Come on people, structurally they’re exactly the same!
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