We Should Buy More Pistachio Nuts, You Guys
Wait, Levi Johnston is the official spokesperson for pistachio nuts? What's next? HENRY HAGER SELLING FOOT SALTS? (Henry Hager is married to Jenna Bush, and I have no idea what foot salts are. My point is that this is weird and huh?)
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