I haven’t been able to watch this week’s Mad Men yet. That’s one of the most important things I’ve learned from my time in Los Angeles so far: sometimes you are able to do things, and sometimes you are not. SHOWBIZ! In any case, based on this photo from the episode, I’m very excited to learn how Don and Betty got simultaneous divorce amnesia after apparently falling off of a boat harbored in the waters of Naples. “Buona sera. I feel like we know each other…but how?” “I don’t know, but I am sure your wife wouldn’t like you talking to me.” “My wife?” “You have a tan line on your wedding finger.” “That’s strange. I’m not married.” “Me neither.” “Would you care to join me at the l’Incanto Nell’Ambito Del Ballo Del Mare*?” Simultaneous Divorce Amnesia Time Machine Love Connection! I’m sure that I got all those details so right that I basically don’t even NEED to watch the episode now. Riiiiight?
*Italian for “the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance,” according to Yahoo!’s BabelFish.