Faster than a receding hairline, am I right, you guys?
Yeah, but what we got instead of a Nic Cage Superman film was…Superman Returns. I think I might have preferred the alternate-universe Superman with Cage. At least it would have been entertainingly bad instead of blandly okay.
Wow, normally someone would have to actually MAKE the movie to ruin Superman for me. But Nic Cage? One costume test, and he’s done it. The man is magic.
Just imagine the patented Cage Shrieks (TM) when his “Superman” walked by some kryptonite.
Who sees Nicholas Cage and thinks “Superman”?
?I was always shocked when I went to the doctor’s office and they did my X-ray and didn’t find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.?
– Nicolas Cage (really)
Aw man, and I had just cleaned out the old vomit bucket.
“Look! Up in the air! It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s……. Nicholas Cage?….. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
That one picture is more entertaining than all of Superman Returns. Also, fake.
Looks like Tommy Wiseau in a trash bag.
He looked like he was on more pills than Paula Abdul at the Juggalos Rape Festival.
I got a rug guy for ya.
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