As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can’t get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it’s almost always with an eye towards “the kids.” Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict’s idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!
You get it. Here, I’ll go first:
- The Neverending Kindle
- Text M for Murder
- Auto-Tune in the Rain
- Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
- The Razor Scooter Thief
- Fight Facebook Group
- Strangers on a Monorail
The competition is stiff this time, though.
@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary
@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment
@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser
@marklisanti: Egg n’ Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany’s