You know, we can make fun of Twilight cruises all we want (we want very much!) but it should be noted that at least the Twilight cruise is a theme vacation for children. Sure. Children love stupid stuff and parents love midnight buffets. That just makes sense. But a The Hangover-themed vacation package for Las Vegas? For adults? No, David Blaine. Don’t get me wrong: we all enjoyed The Hangover. Zach Galifianakis was in a wolf pack of one, but now he is in a wolf pack of everybody. But seriously, baby boys, time to go to grow up town. Make your own memories, fellas! You can do it! Put an ad on Craigslist for “true friends” and you’ll see. You’ll be drowning in
dick pics cherished moments.
Anyway, what exactly does The Hangover package entail?
Forum Tower Royal suite? Check. (Also, checked for tigers.) Food to take the edge off? Check. Use your $50 Serendipity 3 food credit for the Hangover Omelet, loaded with bacon, French fries, mushrooms and cheddar. Hair of the dog? Check – use your $50 pool credit for a round of bloody Marys at the Garden of the Gods pool complex.
And just in case you needed a little help getting your hangover in the first place, we’ve included a pair of VIP passes to Pure Nightclub, the #1 after-dark hotspot in America.
The suite is checked for tigers. I get it. Are there Pulitzer Prizes for copy-writing? I think there are. They’re in the drawer next to the suicide bullets. Also: HANGOVER OMELET! Yum. Tastes just like authentic life experiences worth every penny. (Caesar’s Palace via Movieline.)