That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Pays For Impounded Car With Pennies
"He's really smart," you always tell your friends. "Like, he's corny and goofy, but it's actually because he's so smart." He and his friends will get together and set things on fire and pee off of railroad bridges into the river, because they have this sort of innate intelligence and they recognize that the world is absurd, you know? (That ...
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