I took a red eye airplane last night. Do you know what a red eye airplane is? It’s an airplane that leaves very late at night and gets in even earlier in the morning, and if you’re lucky, Cillian Murphy murders you. OH PLEASE, CILLIAN MURPHY, PUT MY HEAD OUT OF ITS MISERY. Where is my Channel 4 cameraman? Sure, he tapes me hopping frantically around and falling on my face, but when does he put the camera down and rescue me? My head is in a yogurt cup! I can do it all!