When Life Is Tough, Just Remember You Don’t Inhale Helium And Get Tasered On Purpose

Just look at these assholes:

Watching idiots get tased is no longer enough entertainment: now we need idiots getting tased after inhaling helium, so they sound even more like scared pussies. I’m starting to think there might be some kind of central, organized thinktank tasked with coming up with stupid, potentially dangerous pranks for a certain kind of white male between the ages of 15 and 23 for the purpose of putting them on YouTube so the rest of us can feel like we’re at least doing something slightly better with the short time we have here on earth, and I think I’m uniquely qualified to make suggestions for future stupid-shit mashups like the one above, like, can they do one that combines helium, tasing, salvia, AND syrup of ipecac? Thank you. (Also, I guess that “thinktank” was called “Jackass.)