It’s Oprah’s World, We Just Riot Over Chicken In It
Oprah decided to give out coupons for free grilled chicken at KFC, because if there's one thing that Oprah understands it's a healthy diet. She thought, "let me see if I can do what I have done for books to America's stomachs: make them huge!" But now her plan to murder us has backfired! There is no chicken! Just chicken ...
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