Oh No, People Are Having Sex In Taco Bell Bathrooms!
Today's most Onion-like real local news report comes from South Bend, Indiana, where an enterprising reporter by the name of Alana Greenfogel very seriously and hysterically investigates an incident in which two children walked in on four people having sex in a Taco Bell bathroom. Alana wants us to know that even though this incident "goes beyond borderline disturbing" (making ...
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