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Barbie Is My Tattoo Artist

By Lindsay Robertson / April 7, 2009 - 9:29 am

The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big Hooters tips. I was expecting the tattoos. I wasn’t expecting the gun:

“Be who you wanna be: a miniature skank!” But really, this is sad. (Via Fey Friends.)