Hopefully More Slap Than Chop

Gabe Delahaye | March 27, 2009 - 5:25 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously, that’s fucking awful.