Whatever Grandma, You Totally Tap Dance Nude
From the “I don’t know why this is news but I’m glad” wire service comes this amusing teachable moment about a little old lady whose “Adult Tap Dancing” sign has drawn in perverts to her door expecting lap dances, but if she wants us to believe her she should stop putting folded-up dollar bills on her wall:
All in good fun! I prefer to think that these men aren’t reading the sign wrong and are actually hoping for adult tap dances. If you can dream it, it’s a fetish.