Who Would Beat Up The Chik-Fil-A Cow?
A Chik-Fil-A employee in Fredericksburg, MD was assaulted recently ("Bovine Beatdown") while waving to cars in front of the restaurant in his cow mascot costume. Known creatively around town as "The Cow," the employee refused to show his face on camera for this local news story, though he was apparently more than willing to vamp it up as The Cow ...
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