My Little Girl Is Doing It Until She’s Old Enough To Be A Real Stripper

Little Miss Perfect, another one of those baby beauty pageant reality shows that are so popular with a certain demographic (bloggers!), is finally coming to WE TV tomorrow. The trailer has been around a while, but it’s genius in the way it shows the evil mothers defending themselves through their little abused daughters. College scholarship, fun, and friends, ha! We all know why we watch these shows, and WE knows too. It’s all out there:

(Via Buzzfeed.)

You really have to hand it to the WE people, though: forget Survivor’s “Outwit/Outlast/Outplay” — “Judge For Yourself” is the best reality show tagline of all time (and could easily work, with or without the pun, for any reality show.)