Breaking News: This Man Will Not Sell You Porn
But he will slit your metal, whatever that means. New York local news station PIX did a story last night on a Queens man whose license plate reads "XXX Pert," but who claims it's because of his Expert Metal Slitters business. He says people stop him at red lights and ask him for adult movies. I don't know why this ...
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