Fact: Patrick Swayze’s Mom Taught Him How To Dirty Dance

This is an emergency drop-everything-and-watch alert: The Swayze Dance Method:

So was there a time when you could open up the yellow pages and find a Patsy Swayze Dance Method studio and learn how to dirty dance just in time for your dirty dancing competition? And WHO IS BAMBI and why have we never heard about her since? Via everythingisterrible, which will surely get us through the depression with their wonderful toys.