Kids Are On Drugs The Darndest Things

(via BuzzFeed)

I know that giving little children drugs and making a TV show out of it would be a horrible thing to do, and that I should go to jail just for suggesting it. The only thing I ask is that if anyone in Hollywood ends up making such a show, please send a letter to the Warden telling him what channel it’s on so that maybe I will get to watch it during the between-rapes TV hour. I’m never getting out on parole because I’m unrepentant. I LOVE THIS SHOW.