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Kids Perform Chippendales Dance Routines The Darndest Things

By Gabe Delahaye / January 26, 2009 - 12:54 pm

(via Scandalist)

Oh my God, I’m so sorry. I should have told you! Yeah, you have to go to jail now. No, it’s totally my bad. I should have warned you before you watched the video about how now you’re a pervert and a danger to children and have to spend the rest of your life in jail getting gang-banged by white power dudes who think that a solid defense of the Nazis is that at least they weren’t child molesters. Sorry, guys. Remember, the first time you walk into the cafeteria, pick a fight with the biggest, meanest looking guy you can find. That is how you will teach people not to mess with you (mess with your butt). Good luck, short eyes.