The Meanest Jello Commercial Of All Time

Lindsay Robertson | January 14, 2009 - 12:28 pm

This ’80s commercial for Jello will make you say the C Word in your head. I guarantee it:

That commercial makes me wish that Jello had a rival product, like Pepsi or Microsoft, and that the rival company put out a commercial called “Suzie’s Brand Of Justice,” where Suzie takes the bus from Minnesota to LA and smothers that chick slowly with a bulky sweater. And then eats a delicious bite of the rival product and says “Looks like it was you who needed a sweater, and also Jello is made from HORSE HOOVES!” (Via Fey Friends and everythingisterrible.)