The Art Of Meeting Men

By Lindsay Robertson / December 15, 2008

The latest garage sale video find by the folks at everythingisterrible is like The Pickup Artist, but for ladies in the ’80s, and with totally wrong advice. From this video, I learned that the best way to attract a man is to dress up in your nicest sports jersey and spill some wine on him (but not red!), while whispering in his ear about how much it turns you on when men talk about their feelings. And don’t forget to bring your stuffed animals:

In the opening scene when the guy is thinking aloud about the woman, does he almost think-call her a bitch? He totally does. What a c-word. I hope their genius idea about a newspaper with only good news was a casualty of the ’87 stock market crash.