Nicole Kidman’s Womb Now Officially Cursed

Lindsay Robertson | December 15, 2008 - 10:45 am

Aboriginal groups are mad at Nicole Kidman for playing a didgeridoo on a TV talk show, because, as a woman, she’s not supposed to and it denigrates their culture. Sure, whatever, but this is what the official spokesguy said: “I will guarantee she has no more children.”