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Sopranos Wine Will Combine The Two Best Things In The World

By Lindsay Robertson / October 28, 2008 - 2:34 pm

One of the great lines in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was when Jason Segel was talking on the beach with Kemo and he asked how Kemo knew he’d been dumped by Sarah Marshall and Kemo said:

“I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It’s like “the Sopranos.” It’s OVER. Find a new show.”

It’s funny because you think he’s going to say something about snitching, and then he points out the very true thing about how none of us are over that show. Best! ANYway, HBO has made a deal with an Italian wine distributor to make Sopranos-brand wine, which is not lame and too late, it’s awesome like a finely-aged wine. This is what I want to do to that wine:

Yee-hah! Supposedly, the new Sopranos wine will involve a heavy pre-Christmas marketing push. I can’t wait for the commercials. (If you see one, say something!)