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Daddy Yankee Makes His Movie Poster Debut

Gabe Delahaye | October 10, 2008 - 5:09 pm

Here’s a poster for Daddy Yankee’s film debut, Talento de Barrio. Apparently, it’s kind of like The Fugitive, but without all the running. The cops are like “Where is he? Take the background noise out of that phone call? Is that an elevated train in the background? I want you to find this guy,” and then one of the nameless control room guys pulls down his headphones and is like “Chief, we got him,” and then the Chief is like “Where? Get me visuals. Enhance,” and the guy is like “No, he’s right there,” and there’s Daddy Yankee, just standing there, and the cops are like “You can continue to not run,” and Daddy Yankee’s like “Gasolina!” That’s what happens.

Just for the record, at some point in the not too distant future I’m going to be in charge of all the movies and you’ll all be sorry. Because of how bad I will be at it.