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Gwyneth Paltrow And Mario Batali Are Winos Together

By Lindsay Robertson / September 17, 2008 - 5:32 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow was on Oprah this afternoon promoting how perfect her life is and the cooking book she co-wrote with chef Mario Batali. At the very end, Gwyneth showed Oprah her favorite cooking accessory, a vacuum thing that keeps wine fresh. There was this great awkward moment where Mario self-righteously claimed not to know what it was because he never has any wine left over, and Gwyneth self-righteously claimed to always have wine left over, and Oprah tried to make things light with a joke about drinking alone, but generally it was made clear that they never use that device because they’re all winos:

“It’s okay, she has two children watching!” Way to throw your wine-binge buddy under the bus, Mario. Nobody ever has wine left over. Don’t even front, Gwyneth Paltrow. We all know that device is still sitting in its original sealed packaging in each of your mansions. Own it!