Cute As Balls: All Your Swans Are Belong To Queen
In England, the Queen employs someone called "the Swan Marker" to ride in a classy little boat up and down the Thames, weighing swans, talking to schoolchildren about how much swans weigh, and toasting to her majesty. See: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] (Thanks for the tip, Josh) At first I was thinking about how the British Empire was the largest empire ...
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