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Heavy Metal Parking Lot But For Techno And At The Beach

By Gabe Delahaye / August 1, 2008 - 12:38 pm

This seven minute documentary about the colorful characters you meet on the Jersey Shore promises to be the best/saddest seven minutes of your day (via StreetCarnage).

Making fun of Jersey trash is like shooting drunk fish in a barrel of puka shells, but so what? This is our generation’s ancient Sumerian fart joke. Guido Beach is not to be confused with the popular web series Douchebag Beach, which is like Entourage on Diet Red Bull. This is more like Sherman’s March on Diet Red Bull. The important thing is to stay the fuck away from Diet Red Bull. It causes cancer of the not being an asshole.