It’s The Thought/Money/Skull That Counts
Brett Gelman got Jon Daly a birthday present!
Joke response 1: I hate gag gifts. They’re such a waste of money. What are we, in junior high?
Joke response 2: don’t you hate when someone gives you your grandma’s skull and it doesn’t fit and you have to return it?
Joke response 3: Damien Hirst is always trying to make everyone else at the party look cheap.
UPDATE: Brett Gelman went to jail.